How To Buy a Portable Beer Pong Table
Let me start off by saying this. Why not own a beer pong table? So ask yourself, "Do you love playing the game?" Wouldn't you just love to show up at a party where everybody is like, "I wish we had a pong table." and then run to your car and pull it out of your trunk. That's what I'm talking about. Now you are the life of the party. Wouldn't that be great? People would be talking about it all night long.
Everyone knows the worst part of a party is the disaster that's left over the next morning; like, the empty beer cans, the spilled drinks, and who knows what that stain is on the rug? Let's put your mind at ease about potentially adding something else to clean. These tables are very easy to clean and they fold up nicely for storage. The table also has a nice handle so you can easily carry it and its light (around 21 pounds). OK so, it's time for a quick scenario, you wake up with a twisted hang over and you find the strength to get up out of where ever the heck you landed to fall asleep. Now for a quick clean up, clear the pong cups, a quick wipe down of the table with a wet rag, a simple fold, and then just scoot it under your sofa. Now you can go see what's for breakfast!
A wooden table? Sure! You can build a beer pong table out of wood if you like heavy and bulky. Another feature of wood is that it's easily pliable when it's wet. It just so happens, beer (generally) is wet. With all the hills and valleys you'll get from playing a few games, you are more likely to be playing "table golf" than beer pong. If you want to put the table away when you are done, it's time to deconstruct (try sliding that thing under the couch). The worst part about a custom built table is the annoying "cup slide". Hit the rim of a cup with the ball and the cup goes hydroplaning across the table, very uncool. The playing surface of a portable beer pong table is very durable with a thick coating of high quality vinyl. As I said before, it's easy to clean. This surface usually has an integrated cup rack system. So it doesn't matter if you're playing six cup or ten cup you always get a perfect rack every time. The rack area on the table usually has a non-slip surface so when the ball rims the edge of the cup, it doesn't move.
The playing surface alone is worth the money. On a professional made beer pong table you have a nice vinyl top. Some even come with a non-slip area were you rack the cups. This is so the cup doesn't slide when the ball bounces off the rim. The rack area is marked off for a perfect rack every time, whether playing six or ten cup. Also, the table comes with a warranty; so, if it breaks you're covered.
Let's talk bonus features! A lot of portable beer pong tables come with ball holders. This is good because you know as well as I do that balls always end up misplaced or missing. The graphics and designs on these tables are incredible! The question in your mind won't be "Why can't I find a table I like?" it will more than likely be "Which one should I choose?" You shouldn't have too much of a hard time finding a portable beer pong table that fits you and don't be surprised if you end up getting more than one table. Whether it is The Greens table that glows when used under a black light; or, The Nightmare table with the flying white tribal skulls against a totally black background, you'll find a beer pong table that is your style. Of course, don't forget about the ladies, the perfect example is a pink Hawaiian table pretty hot!
Now, these beer pong tables are pretty solid. The eight footers come with six legs that are perfectly spaced. Don't worry about it being uneven; that won't happen with a good portable beer pong table. If it seems wobbly, take a break from playing because you've probably played one too many games. Speaking of breaking, if someone happens to accidentally fall on the table, it's most likely not going to budge, unless that sumo wrestler comes to the party.
When you work for your money and your time is valuable. The last thing want to doing is more work and instead of getting paid for the work, you're paying to do the work. If that sounds like a good time to you then defiantly build a beer pong table. A professional made beer pong table will cost you a lot less in the long run. Have fun and play responsibly.
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